Brand New
Genre: Shit
There you go! Thats all you need to know. Brand New brings a brand new meaning to the phrase "this band really sucks." I was stuck in a car listening to this bullshit, and people were singing along, and it was terrible. Whiny bullshit lyrics combined with boring instrumentals equals a stupidass band that everyone loves. Holy shit. I'm having a hard time explaining why Brand New is so bad. Just listen to them. And if you like them, that's terrible. Seriously, it's a goddamn shame if you think any aspect of this band is good. One of their songs is called "Good to Know That if I Ever Need Attention All I Have to do is Die." Holy shit. That should win an award for shittiest song title ever. What's the award? A brick through their window. Goddammit. I have no tolerance for shitty whiny bands like this one. I seriously can't stand it.
I don't understand why
A: They want to play this horseshit
B: Some label liked it
C: People listen to it
D: People aren't throwing shit at the band
E: This music is acceptable
I hate music like this. I've heard a million bands that sound exactly the same. Why are there so goddamn many, and why do people keep buying all their music? What the fuck! The last thing I want to hear is some random douchebag whining while his friends slowly learn how to unplay the guitar. For those of you who didn't catch that, it was a Metalocalypse reference. Also, I hate you. Anyway, Brand New is still out there making music, and what I want to know is...
WHO THE FUCK IS LETTING THIS HAPPEN?
