Dear Chumps:

Holy shit! Guess I forgot about this blog for about 4 years or so. Whoops. But don't worry, just because I'm a little lazy and I forgot about my adoring fans doesn't mean I gave up on my mission to force-feed you some decent music. Now that my life no longer has any real purpose, I can devote more time to cultivating a healthy alcohol dependence while I help idiots on the internet.

Coming soon: new articles you didn't even know you desperately needed. And possibly a drastic visual redesign. Prepare your brains.